Sitemap - 2023 - Musings of a Dissolute Wastrel by JPV Oliver, Gent

Cheers, My Dears!

Hyde Bound

A Modest Request

Walk This Way

Cat's Cradle and Round the World

Santa's Yumnut!

An Incident at Christmas Dinner

Drum Head

A Carol's History

A Hero of Socialist Labour

A Saratoga Christmas Story

Yule Better Watch Out!

Handyman

The Reluctant Sportsman

We Write These Words Now...

Pithy

I'm So Glad You Could Come!

You Ain't Seen Nothin'

The Lady of the Church

Eleemosynariosity

Rotate on Station

Bewildered in Saratoga

Flower Power

A Proper Cocktail Hour

The Luck of Barry Lyndon

Culture Vulture

A Gentle Tradesman Undone

The Happy Warrior

The Swiss Ambassador's Daughter

The Indestructible Soldier

The Grandeur of the Condo

The Story of Skeleton 4926

Now He Belongs to the Ages

Deep Dish?

The Last Man of the Revolution

The Unitarian Threat

The Unitarian Threat

Matters Sartorial

To Begin and Cease

The Savoy

A Label Equals a Thousand Tastes

"Run to My Arms, You Dearest Boy!"

Severe Clear

The Queen of Christmas and Me

Saratoga and "The Hebrews"

My Evening at 58,000 Feet

A Fish Tale

The 5th Marx Brother

To Autumn by John Keats

More Cranberry Sauce?

More Cranberry Sauce?

Going Home

A Stranger in a Strange Lane

Astonish the Customer!

Still the Best

Hopping to the Next Life

We're Number One!

Cat-Sational!

A Typical Piece Takes a Turn

Little Corporal, Big Box Office

Put a Fork in It

The Death of a Spy

Stoned in New England

"Disregard Everything Our Parents Taught Us"

Not Funny

Synchronized Musical Pixel Trees, Just $600.00

The House of Seagram Wasn't a Home

By God's Holy Trousers!

Tired of Dangerous Underwear Fads?

Geet Along, Leetle Dawgy

Stairway to Heaven

"Do You Think It is Not Lawful for Me to Teach Women?"

Join, or Die

Trouble in Paradise

Another Passport

Charley Hustle

Past and Present Collide in Voorheesville

Real Star Power in London

A View from the Stands

A Fountain of Knowledge

A Quiet Funny Man

A New Promised Land

A Man of Science - Even in Death

The 251-Year-Old Term That Applies

Contraband, Moi?

Je Suis Désolé

What Up, Sparky

Things I Do For Love

Fried Mayonnaise Balls, Eh?

Starting Again

An Incident Whilst Motoring in America

The Olivers in the Oliver Inn

"I Can't Say the Letter C"

YahSureYouBetCha!

Look Homeward Angel

Serendipity On N Michigan Ave

Picture Perfect

Let's Rock!!!

No Joke

Painterly in the Buckeye State

Batteries Not Included

What It Means to Be a Man

Law and Order, Kindergarten Edition

Ready, Fire, Aim!

No Stone Unturned

DO NOT Pop a Wheelie

Seriously Funny

The Wedding Bells Chimed

To Sleep, Perchance to... LINE!

Do You Have a Head for Marketing?

Picture This

Little Trees, Little Minds

Vilenesses Various

In Which I Get the Chair

You Never Forget Your First

Just Watch the Movie

Festering in Saratoga Springs

Board Not Boring

Buzz Cut

Perk Up with My New Snack Food!

I Support Our Troops

You, Too, Can Make Big Money!!!

Doggy Style

Cheap and Easy

Art Appreciation 101

Portnoy's Complaint

All the Science I Don't Understand

Word to Yer Nag, Yo

He's Makin' a List...

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Buzzed in Saratoga

He Got Noticed

Gorgeous in Gloucester

A Day Good and Bad

Holiday Road!

This Old Desk

Buy High, Sell Low

An Undisclosed Location

Another Gloriously Horrible Birthday

How Terribly Deranged to Be 70

Is This Thing On?

A Milestone Born of Stones

A Chilling Discovery

It's Art, See?

A Bag of Tricks We Play On the Dead

Book Learnin' Among the Nerds

I Talk to the Trees

Baby, You Can Drive My Car

Monkeying Around Down There

The Milk Man's Tale

Garbage In, Garbage Out

Bless me, Father, for I Have Sinned

Grub Hub

The Cutting Room Floor

Spain Beats England at Last!

That Day I Got Fired

Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em

Star Struck

Don't Mess With Bill

It's So Crazy, It Just Might Work...

Rats, a Roof and the True Religion

Spies Like Me

Sunday Will Never Be the Same

To the Forest Primeval!

Wirklich? [Really?]

The King! God Bless Him!

I'll Take $10 fer It

A Gentlemen's Club?

God Shed His Grace On Thee

Back in the Saddle

That Face Looks Familiar...

A Day at the Museum

The Worm Turns

I Can't Do That, Dave

Hatsational, Hollywood Style

Fine Dining in Central PA

Faster Than a Speeding Bullet

Quite the Looker

Lemons, the Mob and Tokyo Credit Cards

Dear God

Another Miller Lite?

The Sounds of Silence

Be Dialin', People, Be Dialin'

This Sad, Broken, Little Man

Human Coverings

It's Time to Put on Makeup!

How's That Taste, Dave?

PR Operative Extraordinaire

The Boxer and the Bard

An English Love Story

Chain, Chain, Chain

Fanfare for the Common Man

Among Sweaty Yankee Fans

A Brush With the Law

Cleared to Enter the United States

Believe It or Not!

Remember to Breathe

Witziger Mann [Funny Man]

A Repas du Poisson

An Afternoon at the Opera

BMOC

Don't Cut the Orange Wire

Get Me to the Church

Lenny and Jenny

It's in the Bag!

True Love in The Spa City

A World at War

Crotch Purse?

A Gentleman of Surpassing Artistry

Stand By Your Dolphin

Health, History, Horses and Words

SPF 100?

"I Have Lived Long Enough"

Dress for Success

An Apologia Right From the Toaster

Monsieur le General

The Real Robert Balboa

Welcome to Buck House

The Hand of Time

A 40-Year-Old Hero

Stiff Upper Lip

A Medical Bulletin

Thou Sun, of This Great World Both Eye and Soul

A Brush with the Law

The Words of God

Getting Ahead in the Movies

Thank Me for My Service

Jawohl!

Give 'Em Hell, Harry

Warm Up the Dunking Chair!

Hey, Pete, Happy Birthday!

Monkey Man

Maple Leaf World Domination

Snowdonia Down Under

Mr Costin, Gent

Put a Sock in It

The It Boys

Saratoga Fly Boy

I Sing the Body Electric

Floriduh

In Which an Oliver Contracts a Bug

Hungry, Hungry...

More Posable Than Ever!

A Business Scheme

In the Bosom of a Spacious Cove

At Tomb of the Unknowns, a Ritual of Remembrance

The Other H

A Full-Figured Fellow

A Great Match

Dutch Made Fun

Rules Rules

"The Great Men are Going to Get All We Have..."

VMI and the Wider World

Let Stand for One Minute. It's HOT!

A Day at the Mall

What the French Don't Have

Where Everybody Knows Your Name...

New Friends

Bad News, Folks

Just Do It!

Be More Funny

Show Me a Sign, Lord

Osculate My Bilabials

Mairzy Doats

Hat Head

True Love in Goshen, Ohio

Jenner Schmenner: How GW Really Beat the British

Write Here, Write Now

Move Over Kim K

Bang, Big

A Mother's Day Remembrance

A Day at the Office

Stout Fellow

Really Fine Dining

Trump Takes to the Air

Here's Why We Say...

Clinical Considerations

Spaced Out

Nicolas, Imran and Donny

Day 1 - 400,000 Copies

My, That's a Big One

The Colobium Sindonis or Supertunica?

The King, God Bless Him

I Ain't Sitting for That

You OK, Tom?

Jockeying for Position

Appealing Anne

Must See TV

The Minstrel of the Dawn

On Sale Now!

All That and a Packet of Crisps

A Burning Issue

Everywhere Man

Mr Royce's Motor

George in Charge

No 2 Lead

Birdman

History is a Pack of Tricks We Play on the Dead*

Stoned in Scotland

Shakes the Oliver

The English vs English

Hot and Green

A Rake's Progress*

A Sip of The Black Death

Not for an Age, But for All Time

Stand Up, Buckle Up, Shuffle to the Door

What Beer Goes Best With Corn Flakes?

A Pocket Square Perhaps?

A Crossing Guard

This Land is My Land

Listen My Children and You Shall Hear

What a Cut Up!

It's Great for Scurvy Too!

What's Your Function Unction?

Tepid, Wet and Drippy

Thank You for Your Custom

Hoist on Your Own Petard

Imitation is the sincerest... LINE?

Show Business Isn't Pretty

Of Thee I Sing

Wild Sex

Hopperville, Wyethland

A Striving

The Tip of the Iceberg

Just Say No!

You Got a Quarter?

I Throw My Hands Up in the Air Sometimes

Some Like It Hot

All Hail Caesar!

Happy Eosturmonath!

I'll be a Monkey's Uncle

Justice is Served

Baby, You Can Drive My Car

Inshallah

The Steppes of Upstate New York

Risky Business

I Know It When I See It

Planting a Story

A Wordy Political Machine

Holy Hat Head

A Fight Either Way

Bringing the Funny

The Good Buck

Local Girl Makes Good

Best Foot Forward

Ball and Claw

An Object of Desire

Kuchen Kopf

Top That!

The Lost Bible Writer

Statuen Unter Alles

Gene Shalit, Chanteur

Holy Man Bun!

Bombast, Belletristic

More Quiche?

Woof! Ouch!

CPAs On Parade

Where You Goin'?

Street People

Really Hairy

How to Make It Interesting

A Furrowed Brow

Act Now!

A Celestial Transport

Pie in the Face

A Rockstar Removed

Flush with Wonderment

Waste Not

Uber Alles

Le Not So Belle Langue

Not Brave, Not New

Furnishings Various

Butt Hurt in the Catskills

Does This Library Smell Funny?

Porn Explored

I Know It When I See It

A Skimpy Little Number

International Man of Mystery

Ready, Aim...

I Fell Off My Barstool

A Beautiful Mind

Forever Jung

The Time Has Come Today

Rough Crowd

Sarter Resartus

I Got Yer Meta Right Here!

National Proofreading Day!

Beak Bird

Itchy and Scratchy

Beep, Beep, Um, Beep, Beep, Yeah!

Spy High

Baba Knows Best

Pablo Escobear

Incident on King Street

Noah's Book

The Biggest Day of the Year!

Dress Right, DRESS!

Zero Progress

May I See Your Papers?

Have You Seen My Fez?

Piece Be With You

How to Speak Scots Like a Native

Is This Thing On?

Getting Gone

Winey

Boxing Day

Broom Heaven

No Change to Robin

Guy Loses Girl, Guy Tries to Get Girl Back

No Way!

God's Terrible Swift Sword

Decaf is Indicated

HBD, GW!

Earthy Dirty Talk

Of Thee I Sing

Alice Blue Gown

You Don't Know Jack

Events Momentous

Truthiness

Just the Facs

Lipp Service

More Champagne, Jean-Claude?

Health, History and Horses

Lovey Dovey

Chairman Extraordinaire

Navigating On a Cloud

Subtext is Everything

Head and Heart, A Discussion

Ba, Ba Black Sheep

Volkspoesie Ha Ha's

How to Write Good

News of the Godly

Plus c'est la Même Chose

Reports of My Death...

Fall... OUT!

Mad Men

Neigh

Latter Day Saints on Stage!

It's Time to Put on Makeup. It's Time to Light the Lights.

Just Like Olde Tymes

The Raj

Princely Power

Egged On

Catch My Drift?

Nice Ass

Not a Fan

Histrionics

He's Not Alone

Thorny

Serendipity

Connective Tissue

Feckin History

Chompers and Fangs Various

Church Monsters!

More California Roll?

A Wolf in Wolf's Clothing

Clap

Get Yer Kilt On!

Clean-Up in Aisle 7

I Don't Want Your Cooties

Fly Boy

The Whisky that Walked Around the World

The Typing Pool

Cross-Dressing and Whisky

A Lady-in-Waiting

Read All About It

Chop, Chop

Unbearable

Screwed

Corkage

Neckwear

Legendary

A Heady Experience

A Feline Exeunt

Roch On With Your Bad Self!

Star Power

God's Will Be Done

Pop Goes the Culture

Whatcha Talkin Bout, Willis?

SHUSH!

Captain My Captain

No 1 Savile Row, London

Exit Stage Right

The Grimaldis and Me

Addressing the Malapert Odious: 2023 Reading

A Complete Fiasco

The King Whisperer

Tanti Auguri!

Uriah Heep

Olde Tyme Religion

Lordy

Right Ade

Writety-O!