The Medline Transport Chair I’ll use during our upcoming 2023 Tour of the Americas arrived yesterday and it’ll meet the need when my spine barks, “You’ve walked enough now, John, so sit down whilst Leesa pushes you around”. There is the matter of a manly man like me reduced to a push chair, but I can still self-toilet, so that’s cool. The transport chair came fully assembled, replete with a detailed booklet of instructions. Stupidly, I thought you sit in the thing and your “caregiver” pushes you about, but no. Medline’s crack legal team spends fully 56 pages in three languages delving into every imaginable unpleasantry you, your caregiver, your transport chair and the public at large can fall prey to vis-a-vis their product. They also discuss chair-based unpleasantries you can’t imagine.
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