Humans are divided into two groups, dog people and cat people and they are different by every possible measure. True, a few are bi, owning cats and dogs, but these are a rare breed who typically went to name schools and have IQs in the four, sometimes five, digits. On Facebook, you regularly see humans worshiping felines and who can blame them? Incredibly, cats can stare at birds for 58 hours straight, perform adorable tricks like sitting in cardboard boxes, behave like meth-addled psychopaths, hide under the bed for years and poop in a plastic tub in the house, but also sometimes evince negative characteristics, too. Now thanks to the scientists at Whatonearth Gift Catalogue of Hudson, Ohio, a new product may transform pet ownership in America.
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