The 2023 Tour of the Americas draws to a close on Saturday when Leesa and I motor south to Saratoga from Montreal and what a glorious trip it’s been. I’ll spare you the Baedeker of cities, hotels, miles, highways, roadside roadkill, steps taken, fine and not fine dining, truck stops, novels listened to, pee breaks, snack foods, snarky exchanges, wrong turns, knowing glances, eye rolls, near misses, my appalling French, the push chair not used, costs and such like, but I can reveal the gigantic finding of our junket. I can tell you the single biggest thing I gleaned in fully 12 days of motoring about the United States and Canada [aboot in Canadian-talk]. First, however, there’s one other vital thing you need to know.
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