There are good reasons to hate Canada, chief among them that grating “eh?” thing, the linguistic fart at the end of every sentence. You’re not going to believe this, but they also can’t tell the difference between ham and bacon. Next is Labatt’s Beer-Coloured Hair Conditioner and Motor Oil. How about hockey, toothless Ice Capades for sweaty hooligans in flannel shirts who reek of Labatts. Because they hate our freedoms, Canadians used to send Polar Vortexes our way, but now they’ve upped their game.
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