Timothy J Piggnatelli, age 5, spent last week under house arrest after being suspended from his kindergarten class at Judge Stimpson Grammar School in Pawpaw, Michigan. He stands accused of stealing a Twix candy bar from his friend, Thomas Farrelly, also 5, on the playground during recess, a charge he denies. LoucheLife interviewed Mr Piggnatelli for his side of the story. Readers are cautioned that his comments are coarse and have not been edited.
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