Today, the wife and I are to view a special exhibit of ancient Bonsai trees and related art. “BONSAI!” is of course what suicidal Japanese soldiers shouted in their final attacks during WW II. They carried the highly symbolic trees with them to their deaths. [Leesa’s claiming I’ve got this all wrong and should look up the proper history “for fuck sake”. Quite the potty mouth on that woman when she’s exercised]. Then we head to the theatre for “What the Constitution Means to Me”. In answer to that question, The Criminal Donald John Trump replies, “Not much. You?” High-minded cultural pursuits make this the perfect time to discuss terms for pee, poo, farts and puke.
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