No Change to Robin
Hasbro Toys announced yesterday Mr and Mrs Potato Head are now simply “Potato Head” because their old names were gender-conforming, according to The New York Post. The company said the toy needed a makeover for the 21st Century. In related news, Thomas The Tank Engine will be called just Engine and Bob the Builder is “BuildX”. Slinky is to be rebranded as Appropriately Dressed Metal Toy Device Use As Directed. In the world of Superheros, Batman has been changed to Bat-They-Them-Their and The Green Lantern is now The Green LED EnergySaver Lantern-Equivalent.