At my stage of the game, the chance of me getting hired for a cush six figure gig isn’t great - OK, it’s nonexistent - but I try. I have experience that somebody somewhere might find useful if they don’t mind me running to the gents seven times an hour to pee like a race horse. I hawk my wares on indeed.com, an employment app, and they reach out on the regular. A supposed employer will entreat, “We saw your profile on INDEED.COM and thought you would be a great match for the [FILL IN JOB NAME HERE] opportunity. Please submit a quick application if you have any interest.” What follows are actual positions I’d be “a great match for”.
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