This coming weekend brings The 8th Annual Giant PumpkinFest and WeighOff to a Saratoga parking garage. The organizers are exultant. “Bring the entire family and take selfies with the Giant Pumpkins to share with friends and family!” - perfect if the folks getting the pictures live in a sensory depravation chamber encased in lead and concrete in the Nunavut Territory of the farthest reaches of Arctic Canada. One of the “proud sponsors” of the event is Mobile Bars Without Boundaries which is a Godsend if your idea of a good time is sitting next to orange winter squash in a parking garage. Another sponsor is the Mobile Ax Throwing Trailer - after a few of belts of Jim Beam, you throw axes around. PARTY! Our town has more Fests than you can shake a forklift at. Here are some.
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