Englishmen are famed for their eccentric ways. In 2015, Paul Bennett, Wigan, had to register as sex offender after becoming intimate with his post box. A chap was in Uxbridge Magistrates Court in 2018 because he repeatedly had inappropriate encounters with cows. In 2021, a Suffolk man was convicted of “interfering with a tractor” and banned from the Saxmundham countryside when police found over 450 images of tractors on his laptop. Now a bloke in Salisbury, Wiltshire, has taken things to a new level.
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