“Feez yow troso ZEE purr!”
- An eagle-eyed Quebec airport guard at 04.50 hrs.
He shouted this to me at a remove of 20 feet, amusing dozens of sleepy travelers.
I had not, it seems, dressed entirely in my hotel room at 03.15 hrs, having lately returned from the South of France.
John Oliver. Women want me. Men want to be like me.