Oh, What a Lucky Man
St Dunstan, an English RC priest, was an interesting guy. He became the Archbishop of Canterbury and is the patron saint of blacksmiths, which he once was.
One day, the Devil came to Dunstan’s forge demanding the blacksmith shoe his cloven hooves. Instead, Dunstan pounded a horseshoe nail directly into the Devil’s foot causing him excruciating pain.
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