The Body Impolitic
On the famous 11th Century Bayeux Tapestry - which of course depicts the Norman Conquest of England - there's a naked guy with an erection reaching out to an equally unclothed woman.
For real - and the tapestry features 92 other penises.
And in the depiction, he looks exactly like Pence - no, it’s the other one.
You know, the orange one w…