British MP Michael Gove is two things: famously dull - dull in a way not usually possible for human beings - and a former candidate for Prime Minister.
“I don’t know what charisma is, but I don’t have it”, he remarked in 2019.
In 2020, Gove was named Man of the Year by The International Federation of Dullness, Torpor, Tedium and Ennui. He declined to d…