The New York State Department of Environmental Conservation has a podcast discussing what’ll happen to species in the Adirondacks during Monday’s eclipse. Turns out, not much. According to wildlife expert Dr Angelina Ross, “The spring peepers might start peeping and that would be exciting.” Hoo boy, right you are, Angelina! When the lights go down, frogs want to get jiggy, even if only for a few minutes. Slimy amphibious creatures like to do it with the lights off, which seems like an opportunity for PornHub if you ask me. Here’s what the humans will be up to.
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