Alistair LeChambray Dinglemon Goodfinger is the groundskeeper, handyman and ghillie at Bellevue House, Saratoga Springs.
This noisome oaf spends most days sleeping off an addiction to Old Mr Boston Vodka Gimlets and, when conscious, his excessive Yorkshire accent grates on everybody.
I know. I’m appalled too.
Alistair just set upon me in the one of the ho…