Last fall, in the midst of an extended journey across the Trans-Canadian Highway, I created a new character called Bladderman. Part superhero, part psychiatrist, Bladderman fights crime and helps men in late middle age who suffer from the scourge of urinary hesitancy. When confronted with Evil-Doers, Bladderman hurls powerful radioactive kidney stones at them, rendering them unable to commit crimes. His ironic insult, “Take a wiz, Bad Guys!” humiliates them into submission. Now there’s been a major development in Bladderman News!
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