Saratoga Springs is home to nine museums, one pricy college, one cheap college, endless ways to diminish your bank account, three bookshops you won’t want to leave, the best crepes outside Marseille, an ATM that’ll give you lots of $s for 99 cents, a lobster roll they write sonnets about, world-class public flower displays, entertainments various and the most stunningly expensive horse shit on Planet Earth.
Bring your wellies, a pitchfork and a wheelbarrow. Your garden will thank you.
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I have to take issue with "the most stunningly expensive horse shit on Planet Earth." Surely that is spouted in Washington DC, bought and paid for by campaign donations.
Now this is something I can relate to and do not need Smellavision for.