In recent days, Michael J Fox, Matthew Perry and James Corden have each “opened up” about matters with they “struggle” with, according to news reports. This gets them enormous publicity which, in turn, makes them even more money than the millions they already have. I’d like more money too, so I plan to “open up about my struggles” to People. Unfortunately, I’m not a celebrity, I don’t have a degenerative disease, I’ve never taken enough drugs to burst my large intestine and I’m unfailingly sweet to waiters and waitresses. But I do have more issues than Time Magazine, so here we go…
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