My memoir, I Know This Looks Bad, on offer at only £22.15 (US$28.00) + shipping.
It features colour photos, big words, academic failure, dodgy foreign entanglements, a close encounter with HRH Prince Philip and shocking family revelations.
For particulars, write to: oliverj859@aol.com.
Yrs, etc, JVP Oliver, Gent.
And worth every nickel!