I am newly acquainted with the Woodstream Corporation of America, a mousetrap manufacturer which claims it’s headquartered in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, but you and I know full well they’re in Lititz. If you expect me to make puerile and adolescent jokes based on the town’s name, you will not be disappointed one bit, my friend. For starters, it’s not lie-TITS - which it would be if there was a God - but, no, it’s LITE-its. So, ahem, who’s vulgar now, I ask you?
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